Despite the fact that she spent the better part of New York Fashion Week throwing drinks, getting kicked out of parties and making out with her own mother, Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to score a modeling gig as the face of Philipp Plein‘s fashion line, which I’m going to assume she got because no one knows who he is and people are naturally inclined to slow down and stare at a fiery wreck, especially one that involves booze and tits. RadarOnline reports:
Lilo was clearly happy to be back at work. She was spotted laughing and joking with the crew. The pieces she modeled will be part of the Spring and Summer 2012 campaign for designer Philipp Plein, who gushed about his latest model during Milan Fashion Week. “Lindsay is a beautiful, highly acclaimed actress and model,” he said. “We will be able to create unique images: refined and luxurious, but also full of sensuality.”
All right, so this assessment is based solely on one image, but … yeah, I can sorta see why they’d be willing to hire Lindsay to represent the line. Because that shit is just garrish. Once again, this is based solely on what I’ve seen, but somewhere between the French Dandy shirt, the blood orange coat with the bedazzled trim, and the Minnie Mouse shoes … no. No to all of that.