Lindsay Lohan doesn’t give a f*ck!

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t give a f*ck!
September 23, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Yeah it’s official: If Lindsay Lohan gave any less of a shit about her drug addiction, she’d probably die of constipation. As it turns out, her little Twitter confession about how she failed her drug tests? She wrote that in a bar. While her friends egged her on the entire time and she laughed about the whole thing. Yes, this sounds about right.

Lohan composed her missive as her assistant and a male pal coached her on how to make it “more personal,” the witness recounts. “Her friend would say, ‘No, use ‘setback,’ don’t say ‘mistake.’ They’ll say you make mistakes all the time!” The friend went on, “It’s better to say you’re responsible. Denying it will just get everyone mad per usual.” Lohan’s response: “She giggled” and had her assistant order her another Jack and Coke SOURCE

Are you honestly fucking kidding me here? You know what? Fuck it. While we here at Popbytes have taken a few shots at Lindsay, we’ve always been hoping that she could at least turn her life around. But you know what? Fuck it. As someone who’s given out a few too many second chances to people who didn’t deserve it (isn’t that right, Diesel?) Lindsay can pretty much just fuck off into balloon porn for all I care. Eat all the dicks, Lindsay Lohan.