Lindsay Lohan didn’t want to kiss Charlie Sheen on the mouth

Hey, does anyone remember how Julia Roberts‘ character in Pretty Woman wouldn’t kiss any of her Johns on the mouth? I don’t know why I just thought of that. TMZ reports …

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, she was supposed to kiss Charlie three times during their Scary Movie bedroom scene, but she ultimately refused to do it because of Charlie’s wild partying past. It’s unclear what Lindsay was so paranoid about — but we’re told BOTH parties had to sign releases that they didn’t have cold sores. Lindsay’s telling friends she warned producers ahead of time that she had issues with kissing Charlie — who’s had considerable dental work done in the last couple years — but they didn’t change the script until it was time to shoot the scene. We’re told they used a body double for some of the kissing parts — with moderate success — but otherwise tried to write out the kissing entirely.

Wait, Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000, the producers of Scary Movie 5 gave her another chance that she clearly had not earned, and she won’t even kiss the poor bastard on the mouth? I mean yes, Charlie hasn’t had the best track record, but still, you can get a cold sore from a water fountain. The only real danger a cold sore possesses is if someone goes down on you with a cold sore, it will turn into full-blown herpes. This has been your sex ed for the day!

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

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