Another day, another instance where Lindsay Lohan has successfully evaded jail time despite being a raging alcoholic. Anyway, Lohan was in court today for a hearing stemming from her 2007 drug case, the judge stated that she won’t take into consideration Lindsay’s sobriety, or more accurately her lack thereof, at the MTV Movie Awards. I think we can all agree when I say: You lucky fucking bitch!
Prosecutors had hoped to introduce reports from an ankle, alcohol monitor to show the Mean Girls actress had violated a court order against drinking imposed as part of a 2007 drug case.
However, Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel said she would honor what she told lawyers for both sides in a closed hearing, and not allow the negative report to be used at the hearing that could end with Lohan being sent to jail for a possible violation. SOURCE
Seriously? Seriously?!?! Holy Christ, what does this woman have to do to convince you that she has more booze running through her then the Napa fucking Valley? I’m sure she must have sucked off the devil or something like that for legal immunity here, because at this point the girl can pretty much swim around in a kiddie pool full of rum out in front of a police station and they wouldn’t even bother turning on the sprinkler system to scare her off.
