Despite the fact that Lindsay Lohan has been quietly plugging away in rehab while her lawyer and savig grace Shawn Holley makes sure that she sees the whole thing through, a report from a “source” close to Lindsay who “smells suspiciously like gin” is telling TMZ that Lindsay is finalizing a deal with Oprah Winfrey for an interview/reality series on OWN, and is demanding $2 Million for it.
Lindsay Lohan’s guts don’t come cheap, because we found out she’s spilling them to Oprah at a cost of around $2 million. Sources close to Lindsay tell us … The Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) has been negotiating with Lindsay for four months. The plan — an eight-part docu-series about Lindsay’s struggles, her career and her plans for the future — but we’re guessing it’s mostly about her struggles.
Hmmmm, I wonder who this mysterious source close to Lindsay could be?
Oprah: Hi Lindsay thanks for meeting with me.
???: Yes, that’s me. Lindsay Lohan. Who is I.
Oprah: Uh … huh. Anyway, I can offer you the $2 Million you asked for-
???: Make it out to cash. Or you can pay me in gin.
Oprah: Didn’t you just get out of rehab? Wait … is that a wig?
???: I’m not Dina! (*Jumps out of a window*) I’D RATHER DIE THAN EARN MY OWN MONEY!
Michael Lohan: (*Walks in wearing a red wig*) Hi, I’m Lindsay Lohan. Female Lindsay. Give me money.
Oprah: Go home Michael!
Michael: Fair enough.