Site Meter

Lindsay Lohan’s community service includes teaching acting?

While Lindsday Lohan is out on the town (for now), girl has decided to get her community service out of the way so that she can go back to focusing on her career … HA! Almost made it through that with a straight face. Anyway, Lindsay’s going to be working in a homeless shelter, and this being Los Angeles, said homeless shelter has an acting program (Seriously? Seriously!) and they want her to teach a course for them. I’m assuming it’ll be called ‘What NOT to do 101′?

A rep for L.A.’s Downtown Women’s Center — an organization for nearby homeless women — tells TMZ, the theater workshop is extremely interested in having Lindsay contribute her talents when she kicks off her 360 hours of community service this week. The workshop is called D.I.V.A.S — which stands for Dames Investing in Very Authentic Storytelling — and it consists of approximately 15 women who meet two hours a week … to learn how to express themselves through writing, performing, and the spoken word. SOURCE

So basically, their solution to their homelessness is to get a job acting. Which is great and all until you realize this is Los Angeles and EVERYONE is an actor and they’re all haggling for just a handful of jobs. The field is kind of inundated as is. Maybe a better idea would be to somehow find a real job and then, God willing, break into acting. Or take acting advice from the star of I Know Who Killed Me who ran her career into the ground in a blaze of drugs and booze. Your choice.

Lindsay Lohan

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Courtney Stodden Courtney Stodden went to Disneyland in a see-through shirt and stripper heels! Celebitchy
Hottie Ewan McGregor is totally unrecognizable with his new mustache and goatee BuzzFeed
Demi Moore's Aussie boyfriend, Will Hanigan had a pearl inserted into his penis?! The Blemish
See what Tom Cruise was never able to do to Katie Holmes ... (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Actress Halle Berry's baby bump is getting bigger and bigger each day! I'm Not Obsessed
Madonna won't let her daughter Lourdes (age 16) go on a date without a chaperone ICYDK
I totally adore Courtney Love because she seriously has zero fucks to give! The Frisky
Amanda Bynes' NYC Apartment: Weed was everywhere. On the bed, all over the floor! IDLYITW
FOX is considering an All-Star judging panel of American Idol alums for next season Rickey
Why Angelina Jolie waited to announce her surgery — and how Brad Pitt helped! PopSugar
To see the uncensored Miranda Kerr topless pictures, click the link! (NSFW) Celebslam
OMG, Mama chats to Lama: Erykah Badu interviews fellow musician Kendrick Lamar OMG Blog
Ashley Tisdale went for a run to make sure she keeps her booty in shape! Hollywood Tuna
Warner Bros. has just launched a brand-new trailer for Man of Steel (June 14) Oh La La
Catherine Zeta-Jones has completed a month in rehab for her bipolar disorder! Evil Beet
Kristen Stewart is crying tears of loneliness onto Taylor Swift's unicorn shirt! Dlisted

Rickey.org Celebitchy BuzzFeed The Frisky
ArjanWrites I Don't Like You In That Way PopSugar Oh La La