Lindsay Lohan to dad Michael: Dina is on cocaine!

So in the space of half a day or so, Lindsay Lohan and her Mom, Dina Lohan, have gone from being in a physical, screaming fight (after Dina downed four glasses of wine) to hugging it out for the paparazzi. You know how it is … parents! One minute the cops are being called in to separate the two of you, the next minute your hug’s on the web. Anyway, sometime last night, Lindsay apparently called up her (famewhore) dad, Michael Lohan, during her and her mom’s fight, and like any good father, he recorded the whole thing and sold it to TMZ as soon as he could.

Lindsay Lohan made a hysterical plea for help to her father, as she claimed she was being kidnapped by Dina Lohan, screaming, “Dad, she’s on cocaine. She’s like touching her neck, and s**t” … and TMZ has obtained audio of the conversation. We broke the story … Lindsay and Dina got into a ballistic argument after leaving a NYC club at 4 AM. The two were in a limo which was going to Dina’s Long Island house.

During Lindsay’s conversation (LISTEN HERE), Lindsay tells her dad the fight ignited over money. Lindsay says she gave her mom $40,000 because Dina claimed she needed it to save her home from foreclosure. Nonetheless, Lindsay wanted her money back, and that’s when fireworks erupted.

Lindsay told her dad, “She’s saying disgusting things to me … I’m dead to her now.”

Lindsay says her mom is calling her “nuts.” During the conversation, you hear Lindsay tell her mom, “This is what you do. You ruin people,” adding, “She’s like the f**king devil right now.” Lindsay goes on, telling her dad, “I have a gash on my leg from what happened.”

Hmmmm … so one one hand, Lindsay says her Mom’s on cocaine and tried to ring some easy money out of her. On the other hand, Lindsay said something. Who’s telling the truth? It’s like the riddle of the sphinx. Actually, that makes total sense: The Lohans walk on all fours in the morning because they’re hungover and crawling to the toilet to throw up a gallon of gin, two legs at noon because the paparazzi are out, and three legs at night because they’re stumbling over in a bar while one hand holds their mickey of vodka. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

Lindsay and Dina Lohan

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