Thwarted: Lindsay’s stolen bracelet switch-a-roo!

Yesterday we reported that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole one of Elizabeth Taylor‘s bracelets from Taylor’s long-time nurse, and was immediately found out because, well, something that Lindsay wanted went missing immediately after someone left it within LiLo’s reach. Really doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to crack this case. Anyway, the plot has apparently thickened, as Lindsay allegedly planned to pull a switch-a-roo on the bracelet, because it’s not like anyone would ever be able to tell the difference between a piece of Liz’s jewelery and a SillyBand that smells like gin. RadarOnline reports …

“Lindsay had taken the bracelet that was owned by Taylor – and left to her long-time nurse after she died – without the nurse’s knowledge or permission, to a jeweler. Lindsay wanted the jeweler to reproduce a fake replica of the bracelet and she planned on giving that one back to the nurse,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Lindsay planned on keeping the original and bragged to friends about her brilliant plan. However, the plan was thwarted when the nurse demanded that Lindsay return the treasured piece, or she was going to the cops. One of Lindsay’s minions returned the bracelet shortly thereafter.”

The sad thing is, this is almost … intelligent. No, seriously, this actually shows signs of human intelligence and thought, which is impressive since I thought Lindsay had the IQ of a manatee. Still, if she were smarter, maybe she wouldn’t try and steal priceless jewelery from a nurse and then brag about it like a stupid dumb asshole. Seriously, you might as well leave behind a cryptic clue, Riddler-style. “What’s white and freckled and red all over? It’s the person who stole your bracelet! Me! Lindsay Lohan! I mean, not Lindsay Lohan. Also, I need you to call a tow truck, I accidentally drove my car through your living room.”

Lindsay Lohan

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan on her (messy) first performance of Speed-The-Plow in London ... Dlisted
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are now officially married–well, almost! Celebitchy
Jennifer Lopez and BFF Leah Remini were in a hit-and-run with a drunk driver! PopSugar
Sofia Vergara has a problem with that bitch on Modern Family ... find out who! SOW
You can look at the leaked celebrity nudes photos, because they're art now The Blemish
Paris Hilton loves to spend money and her latest outing is totally proof of that! ICYDK
Here is my new favorite picture of Kim Kardashian ... oh such composure! Celebslam
O-Town cutie Ashley Parker Angel is putting his Instagram to very good use ... OMG Blog
I will say this, that famewhore MILF definitely knows how to dress ... Hollywood Tuna
When he is not doing everything Calvin Klein, Matthew Terry likes to model Oh La La
Britney Spears is getting her beauty on and now has a new fancy bob haircut! Evil Beet