Lindsay Lohan’s assistant ratted her out

You know how yesterday, Lindsay Lohan told everyone that the police were out to get her and there was a conspiracy against her, which is totally something a substance abuser would never say? Turns out, someone actually did narc on her. The Daily Mail is reporting that after the accident, Lindsay’s assistant actually did tell the cops the crash was entirely her fault. In all fairness, a car crashed with LiLo inside of it. The only way it could be any more obvious is if the car’s horn bleated, “CURSE YOU LINDSAY LOHAN!” as its last, dying breath.

The troubled actress has always claimed she wasn’t behind the wheel of the car at the time of the accident on Los Angeles’ Pacific Coast Highway in June and police were conspiring against her. However, when officers interviewed her assistant Gavin shortly after the crash – at the hospital where Lindsay was being treated – and according to gossip website TMZ, he told police the Liz & Dick star Lindsay was driving. Gavin’s statement backs up the account of the truck driver Lindsay hit, who also claimed he saw Lindsay behind the wheel.

Technically speaking, Lindsay wouldn’t have been ratted out if she had just told cops she crashed the car, which wouldn’t have landed her in jail in the first place. But this is Lindsay we’re talking about, so why not create a complex, useless lie that would only land her in massive pile of trouble? That makes way more sense than simply fessing up and making the problem go away.

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