A few days ago, Lindsay Lohan was photographed getting intimate with a rich married guy, which in case you’re wondering, pretty much tells you everything you need to know as to how in the hell she managed to get into NY Fashion Week. Anyway, like all good affairs, it ended the moment his wife and kids came home, but of course, Lindsay is now absolutely furious at the guy’s wife because she had the gall, THE GALL I SAY! To marry him first before she could gold-dig him for crack money. Page Six reports:
“Lindsay found out Vikram was hosting a dinner at the Dream, and turned up with a friend at the hotel’s Electric Room, waiting for him,” the source said. “That’s when the trouble started. Priya was very dignified, but Lindsay was so rude. She acted as if she’d had no idea Vikram was married, and tried to make it clear that Vikram was herfriend. Others had to step in to calm things down.” Chatwal flew Lohan to town before Fashion Week on his jet, and they’ve been repeatedly spotted partying together. Our source said, “Vikram’s family worry that Lindsay is bad news and want him to stay away from her.” Lohan’s rep, Steve Honig, last night denied she and Chatwal were in a relationship. He said, “Vikram and Lindsay are good friends, and there is absolutely no romance going on between them.” Of the incident, “This is the first I’ve heard of it.” A spokesman for Chatwal said, “No comment at this time.”
Really? She had no idea he was married, despite the fact that they’re such good friends and a quick Google search would have told her everything she needed to know? Sure thing, ho. You see, this is exactly why you need to screen your whores before you start cheating on the woman you pledged eternal devotion to you: you never know when they might turn out to be insane crackheads who will hunt your wife down at a party and yell at her for loving you.