Despite coincidentally moving in right next door to her fresh out of rehab and even winding up going home together one night, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson aren’t actually dating. I know, what a shame, right? It turns out Sam is currently scissoring with another chick who happens to be a mutual friend of them both, and I’m sure this won’t end with Lindsay trying to drop a safe on the new girl.
“She’s a friend of mine as well,” Lindsay told RadarOnline.com, referring to the brunetteSam was caught locking lips with last Thursday afternoon. Sam’s new girlfriend has been identified by RadarOnline.com as 34-year-old yoga instructor Tiffany Russo, and despite the growing romance, Lindsay said she’s still friends with Sam. SOURCE
I’m sure on one hand, this must be hard for Lindsay since, no offense to her, but she’s obviously coo-coo for Sam’s cocoa puffs. But on the other hand, goddammit did she just dodge a bullet? Do you have any idea how hard it is dating a gargoyle? It’s awful. Do you know how hard it is to fall asleep next to something that will turn to stone the moment the sun comes up? And God help you if you’re spooning with it at the time, because then you’re trapped for the rest of the day.