You decide, America! Apparently, Lindsay Lohan tried to pull the same hustle on the store where she stole a $2,500 necklace just days before her incident by almost walking out of the shop with one of their diamond earrings. Except depending on who you ask, this either proves that Lindsay likes to steal shit, or that she’s innocent because she’s fucking dumb as hell.
According to the report, on January 18, four days before the alleged necklace incident, Lindsay went to Kamofie & Company and tried on a pair of 18 karat gold white diamond earrings. Lindsay removed one earring and left the other in her ear while she shopped. According to the report, “Ms. Lohan gathered her things and started to leave the jewelry store without making a purchase. Ms. Lohan’s hair was flipped to one side covering the diamond earring.” The report states, “[The clerk] stopped her and reminded Ms. Lohan she was still wearing the earring. Ms. Lohan laughed, admitted to her mistake and removed the earring from her ear and returned it to [the clerk].” SOURCE
So apparently, it’s only theft if you steal it on purpose then? So never mind the fact that it took her two weeks to look down at the necklace and realize “Oh wait, I didn’t pay for this!” because apparently you can get away with anything if you employ the “She’s dumb as a hammer” defense. Shot someone in the face? I’m an idiot! Ran your car through a playground? Guess I’m just stupid! Forced yourself on a woman in the bathroom? Please, like it’s that hard to convince a jury that Ben Roethlisburger is a dumbass. It’s foolproof!