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Lindsay Lohan wants to get Dina Lohan into rehab

Lindsay Lohan wants to get Dina Lohan into rehab
August 9, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Dina Lohan

Now that Lindsay Lohan has actually completed rehab without any glaring mistakes, and is actually doing decently well for herself on cable, Lindsay has decided that now is the right time to try and convince her mom, Dina Lohan, to enter rehab. In case you didn’t remember, Dina’s the one who drunk-dialed Lindsay during her rehab stay. So I’m sure this will go swimmingly. Via RadarOnline

“She knows Dina has been out drinking and she sees how much her own treatment helped her and so she has been begging her mother to go and get help. Lindsay has been trying to get Dina to see that she has a problem too and she needs to get help, but Dina refuses to listen and insists that she doesn’t have a problem and doesn’t need rehab,” the source said.

Lindsay: Mom, we need to talk. I think you have a problem with alcohol.
Dina: Who, me? LIES! ALL OF IT LIES! Isn’t that right, Ginny the Magic Talking Gin Bottle?
Ginny: You … you left me Lindsay. I’m so cold without you. So very, very-
Lindsay: Mom, for gawd’s sake, that’s an empty gin bottle with googley eyes on it.
Dina: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *Jumps in car, immediately smashes into a retirement home.* Could a drunk person do that?
Lindsay: Yes.
Dina: … f**k.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.