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Lindsay Lohan: Ready for a book–wants J.K. Rowling to pen it?

Lindsay Lohan: Ready for a book–wants J.K. Rowling to pen it?

Lindsay Lohan

It seems Lindsay Lohan is nearing the end of her career, a magical land filled with off-Broadway stage productions and ghostwritten literary works. Seeing as she’s already ripping apart a David Mamet play over in London, she’s now setting her sights on a possible tell-all novel. Except of course, she’s trying to get either E.L. James of Fifty Shades of Grey fame or J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter) to write it for her. So look forward to Harry Potter and the Mysterious Itchy Firecrotch and Has Anyone Seen My Wristwatch? hitting bookstores November 2015! RadarOnline reports …

“She’s prepared to put everything out there, and has already proved she’s not shy with the list of men she claims to have slept with,” in reference to the Wild Child’s purported January 2013 celebrity roll call that included Heath Ledger, James Franco, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell and Joaquin Phoenix, among others. Currently, The Canyons starlet is in the process of “looking for a ghost writer.”

“It may seem unlikely, but she thinks she’s in with a shot of getting (Fifty Shades of Grey) E.L. James to work on it — they met recently at the Chiltern Firehouse and got on well. Another pie in the sky idea was that she might persuade J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter) to work with her.”

Just for sh!ts and giggles, let’s make some comparisons, shall we?

  • J.K. Rowling is best known for writing one of the most enrapturing fantasy series of all times, which progressively grew darker and more mature as her audience grew older, thus bringing bridging the gap between youth and adulthood for an entire generation of readers who otherwise wouldn’t have ever learned to love reading.
  • Lindsay Lohan was an actress who blew everything because she stayed a teenager well into adulthood.

So those line-up perfectly well. Although now that I think about it, Casual Vacancy was masterfully written tragedy, so this could potentially work.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.