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Lindsay Lohan read Kristen Stewart for filth

Lindsay Lohan read Kristen Stewart for filth
August 5, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan

Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan‘s past indiscretions, but she seems to be on the right path now. She sounds like she’s serious about her sobriety, she’s working with a sober coach, and her guest stint on Chelsea Lately seems like a good fit for her, if only because it provides her with a structured work environment that she wasn’t getting working in film. Hell, celebrity snark is a pretty good fit for her, as seen when she read Kristen Stewart over her attitude with the paparazzi. Via Us Weekly

Speaking about a recent incident in which the Twilight actress, 23, yelled at a photographer, Lohan, 27, quipped, “I’m just excited that Kristen Stewart, you know, finally showed some emotion.” Met with laughter and some surprise from the other hosts, The Canyons actress then tried to backtrack, explaining, “No, I really do love her. She’s awesome. I’m a Kristen Stewart fan.” But that didn’t stop her from throwing more shade at the Twilight star. “I will say this, of course she hates photographers — they got a picture of her kissing a married man in a Mini Cooper,” she added, speaking of Stewart’s July 2012 tryst with her Snow White and the Huntsmen director Rupert Sanders.

Well, as someone who’s been mocking the famous and stupid for something like four years … not bad. A little simplistic, but not too bad. She could stand to shadow some comedians and writers in order to get the delivery and the verbiage down, but for a beginner? Pretty good. Could be better, but pretty good. That’s at least a solid B- joke at least.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.