Lindsay Lohan made a list of all the people she slept with!

Lindsay Lohan

Because she’s an idiot, Lindsay Lohan apparently wrote down the names of every famous person she’s ever slept with so that she could brag about it to her friends, and OOPSY-DOOPS! In Touch got their hands on it, and you best believe they’re running it…

“They were giggling and talking s— about people in the industry,” a source, who watched as Lindsay jotted down name after name at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 2013, tells In Touch. “It was her personal conquest list,” the source says. “She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.” The source also shares with In Touch that Lindsay would pause to think at times “as if she had to remind herself of who they were.” Also named on the list are Colin Farrell, Evan Peters and Wilmer Valderrama. Many of them never imagined Lindsay would kiss and tell, but she apparently did! “The list has some pretty big names on it, and they’re not all single guys,” an industry insider tells In Touch. “This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core.”

The list of names includes Joaquin Phoenix, Lukas Haas, Niko Tortorella, Evan Peters, Colin Farrell, Justin Timberlake, Zac Efron, Jamie Dornan, Jamie Burke, Wilmer Valderamma, Heath Ledger, Max George, Guy Berryman, James Franco, Adam Levine, and Garret Hedlund. There are so far a bunch of names blurred out, but when reached for comment, In Touch‘s source said, “I’ll only release the names of the other men in exchange for Vodka. And gin. And a blank check made out to Dina–I mean cash. Make the check out to Dina ‘Cash’ Lohan. Oh, wait.”

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