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Lindsay Lohan is writing a tell-all book

Lindsay Lohan is writing a tell-all book
December 16, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan

Considering just how close of a bullet Lindsay Lohan just dodged (yet again) with that whole “Paris Hilton‘s brother got punched in his dumb face” thing, you’d figure she would consider maybe playing her cards a bit closer to her chest from now on, because bad things usually happen when LiLo mixes with other famous people. Except here’s Page Six reporting that Lindsay is planning on writing a tell-all book, which … no offense, but knowing her luck, I feel like this is a blow-up waiting to happen.

Lohan’s proposed tell-all — on her career, family and battles with drugs — would be based on journals she kept while in various rehab stints, TMZ reported on Sunday. She reportedly sat down last week with reps for Waxman Leavall, and the meeting was taped for Lohan’s reality show on Oprah Winfrey’s network. Waxman Leavall has represented celebrity authors such as Victor Cruz, Novak Djokovic, Brock Lesnar, Bill Murray and Cal Ripken Jr.

All I’m going to say here is that Lindsay better find herself a good editor. She usually does her best work when she has someone curbing her more out-there impulses, but on top of that, it helps to remember that the less Lindsay stirs the pot, the better this will pan out for her.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.