Lindsay Lohan is moving back in with Dina after rehab?

Dina and Lindsay Lohan

So you know all that progress Lindsay Lohan is making in rehab? Well, after she’s done her three-month court ordered stint, she’s moving back in with her mother Dina Lohan, so you can pretty much assume that all that hardwork is going to go up in so much gin-soaked flame. Via NY Daily News

Lindsay Lohan is heading back to New York when she wraps up rehab at the end of the month, her mom told the Daily News. The Mean Girls star, who turned 27 on Tuesday, will get a belated birthday pool party on Long Island and then make plans to carry on with work and her court-ordered community service away from the Hollywood spotlight, Dina Lohan said when reached by phone Thursday. “She’s not going to live in Los Angeles,” she told The News. “She will definitely start back home with all of us.”

Dina: Welcome home, money!
Lindsay: That’s not even close to my name.
Dina: Of course it is. Now, who’s going to be a good little ATM and help pay off my 4th mortgage?
Lindsay: Not gonna happen. I’m going to get my career back on track and-
Dina: (*Sticks Lindsay with an IV drip of gin*) Nope! My cashcow!
Lindsay: You suck so hard.
Dina: Good, good … let the booze flow through you.

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