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Lindsay Lohan is causing drama with teenagers now?

Lindsay Lohan is causing drama with teenagers now?
December 20, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan

You know, it’s been a bit of a weird week for gossip. Usually around this time, everyone decided to take a break from being cracky messes and we fill the time with end-of-year lists, but this year, everyone was just like “INSANE TO THE END!” and decided to close out the year with their most pants-on-head crazy antics. Anyway, Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan learned nothing after that fight with Paris Hilton‘s little brother, and has now moved onto a different group of friends with which she can make terrible decisions.

Sources say premature cougar Lohan even creepily crashed a recent party for the “Rich Kids of Instagram” crowd — where her former love ­interest, 18-year-old male model Morgan O’Connor, was hanging with friends — and then ordered all the young women there to leave before locking herself in a bedroom.

“She finds out where Morgan is, then shows up and causes problems,” said a friend of the dreadlocked model, adding that Lohan was recently miffed O’Connor hadn’t returned her calls, then tracked him down and caused a scene. “Morgan was staying at the Dream Downtown, and Lindsay showed up and found out which room he was in,” said a spy. “She knocked on his door, came in and started bitching Morgan out. She was ordering all the girls to leave, telling one that her Balmain jeans were fake. She said she wouldn’t leave till they all left. These kids are 18.”

A witness said hotel security arrived and, “They honestly didn’t know what to do. They assumed it was Lohan’s room.” Then, Lindsay “called her dad and locked herself in a bedroom and wouldn’t come out,” our source said. “It’s childish stuff. She’s chronically distraught. Every time she comes around, she causes problems. Morgan’s modeling, he’s going to the gym, working for charities — he’s got stuff to do. He doesn’t want to be around Lindsay or her ­behavior.”

So basically, she’s hanging around with a bunch of kids whose only life achievement is falling out of rich vaginas and flaunting their unearned wealth on social media, and she somehow managed to find a way to make them go, “Man, I know I represent everything wrong with America’s growing sense of entitlement and class division, but she’s even worse than I am.” Seriously, Lindsay, STAY HOME. Get rid of all of your friends, because you have terrible judge of character, and just stay home and crochet or something.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.