For those of you wondering why Lindsay Lohan was given an entire week to surrender for her jail sentence, even though she would apparently only have to go for something like thirty minutes … well, it turns out those million-dollar naked shots that she took for Playboy magazine last week weren’t up to snuff, so the California legal system is going to accommodate her for a week so that she can let people take a whole new set of nude pictures. Everything about this is just REPLETE with failure. RadarOnline reports:
“Lindsay was told that the Playboy executives wanted to go another direction with her shoot so they asked her to come back for a second time,” a source exclusively told RadarOnline. “The first pictures of Lindsay weren’t exactly what they wanted so they have a new theme that they want to shoot,” the source said. RadarOnline has learned that the new shoot will take place starting on Thursday, and the current plans are for Lindsay to be on the January cover of Hugh Hefner’s famous Playboy magazine. “There is never a guarantee that everyone will like the photos or that they will be of high enough quality to use for the cover but Playboy wanted to make sure that Lindsay’s pictures were exactly what they wanted,” the source said.
So basically, LiLol was paid like a million bucks to show her firecrotch in Playboy, something someone like Kendra Wilkinson can do in her sleep, and she somehow managed to screw that up? And yet Judge Saunter thinks she can make it through a month-long course of scheduled community service? Oh, wait, I just realized that of course Lindsay will fail, but the California legal system will fail even harder because they can’t keep a criminal in jail for even 1/20th of the actual sentence. So this all boils down to “which one fails the least?”