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Lindsay Lohan apologized to Oprah for being Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan apologized to Oprah for being Lindsay Lohan
December 11, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey

As the details of Barron-Hilton-Getting-Punched-In-His-Stupid-F*cking-Face-Gate (literally the best name I could come up with) continue to drip out like the yellowish-greenish discharge from a Hilton’s genitals, it sounds more and more like Lindsay Lohan didn’t actually have anything to do with it, and the most likely story is that Barron was being an entitled douche. Anyway, since Lindsay is still living in an Oprah-funded apartment, which she’s been given for the sake of her Oprah-approved show, and as such was forced to apologize to Oprah for that whole stupid debacle. RadarOnline reports …

“Oprah knows the truth about what happened and there are no problems between the two,” an insider revealed. “Lindsay has tremendous respect for Oprah and she apologized to her for even having her name involved in incident.”

I’m willing to concede at this point that in all likelihood, Lindsay probably didn’t do anything other than place herself in a terrible situation with terrible people. That being said, GURL. Seriously. Do not go searching for trouble, and then balk when you find it. Do not go to a party in Miami filled with obnoxious assholes and then feign surprise when you get into some sh!t with said obnoxious assholes. I know I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again: It wouldn’t kill you to just stay home and drink a glass of wine water or two while you watch Netflix.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.