(This is the eyeroll to end all eyerolls!)
Hey, you know what we haven’t talked enough about yet? Miley Cyrus twerking. Well, let’s fix that right now by talking about her new collaboration with (ugh) Lil Twist and (double ugh) Justin Bieber. And it’s called “Twerk.” Because Miley’s twerking is totally our generation’s Watergate. We’ve gotten a lot of flack for not reporting “real news” here, to which I’ve always responded that this is all meant as levity, a harmless bit of fluff to make things less serious. But even I’m starting to get a little bit irritated with how amazed everyone is by the fact that a former child star grew up and started shaking her ass. It’s a butt. There are about seven million more human butts on this planet, and it would be great if we moved on from this particular butt.