let’s just blame it on the bones!

let’s just blame it on the bones!
October 11, 2006 MICHAEL KNUDSEN

oh look it’s the ‘double-thin twins’ aka nicole richie & kate bosworth – i had to post this latest bit from STAR because the headline is so wacky are their bones risking their careers & their love lives? oh those bones always causing trouble – at least either lady doesn’t have to worry about bleaching their bones…yet! (oh my god becky will you look at her bones…they are SO yellow!)

anyways a source told the magazine there’s a saying you can never be too rich or too thin in hollywood. but the truth is, yes, you can be too thin! so take note nicole and kate – just add on a few more pounds and everyone will leave you guys alone! i know i’ll probably get clobbered for saying this but it’s a lot more fun to talk about fat people…we need a new heavy in the tabloids! anyone have a nomination? popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!