Like a typical lawyer, I decided to organize my files this week. Poor Susan Boyle. She got a place in the cabinet, because a male intruder broke into her home Tuesday night. Yeah, there’s a first time offense joke there. Sadly, though, my “death” file grew as Nancy Kerrigan‘s father passed away following an allegedly violent argument with his son. Nancy’s brother, who is charged only with assault so far, remains in jail waiting for someone to post his bail. Goooooood luck, dude. Meanwhile, I have nine months to update my “things that should be illegal” file, the location for Tila Tequila‘s announcement that she has a baby on tap. Oddly, she won’t say who gave her a shot at sperm. Hopefully not any of you, Popbytes peeps! Have a great weekend. And, remember, don’t drink and drive.
• Police Called To Susan Boyle’s Home Over Intruder
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Nancy Kerrigan’s Brother Blamed For Father’s Death?
• Tila Tequila Confirms She Is Pregnant
