legalbytes: britney spears’ hair turns three!



Someone once asked me how messed up you have to be for a court to establish a conservatorship over your life. The answer is: umbrella-thumping-head-shaving-messed-up! That’s why this week is all about my favorite pop culture / law collision, Britney Spears. Believe it or not, Brit took those infamous clippers to her head three years ago this week. After she stripped every hair from her head, the court system stripped away her parental rights and, eventually, the right to control her own life. But, look at her now. Her hair (with the help of some extensions, of course) is back and, by all accounts, so is her career and personal life. Congrats, Brit! Have a good weekend, Popbytes peeps. If you’re in front of a TV, check me out on E!’s “Doomed By Lust” (a snippet is below) and, remember, don’t drink and drive.



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