Remember how I said yesterday that LeAnn Rimes was getting a tattoo for Eddie Cibrian, and that it was a terrible idea because they’re both cheaters and their marriage has the shelf life of wet bread? Well it turns out that LeAnn’s tattoo, which are her wedding vows to Eddie, is actually just temporary – and holy crap, if you can’t see that big, beautiful piece of poetic irony from a mile away, then there’s just no hope for you.
LeAnn Rimes got a temporary tattoo on Sunday to honor her hubby Eddie Cibrian. The 28-year-old country star had her wedding vows written onto her ribcage at Lollapalooza’s Miami Express Yourself Oasis and Express Rocks suite.
It read: “You gave me the courage to be truthful. I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful.” SOURCE
Before anyone comes out of the woodwork to say that it’s not ironic because they once took an Intro to College English course and the definition of irony is bladdy blurdy blur, think about it: LeAnn Rimes just tattooed a statement of complete commitment and solidarity, and it’s only temporary. I swear to God, this bitch must be the dumbest person alive because no one could possibly look at this scenario and think “Yes, nothing about this reeks of absolute bullshit. Henna that fucker on me, my man!”