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LeAnn Rimes is a skinny bitch!

LeAnn Rimes is a skinny bitch!
April 6, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

So everyone’s favourite man-stealing adulteress, LeAnn Rimes, apparently lost a bit of weight or something because everyone’s freaking out over the fact that she looks like one of Skeletor’s concubines. Well apparently, the bitch isn’t going to take it lying down (unless it’s from another woman’s husband. HEY-O!), because she’s bitching and moaning on Twitter about how she’s not anorexic, she’s just … I don’t know, small-boned I guess? That’s a thing, right? Ugh, let’s just go with it.

Leann Rimes is firing back at criticism of her noticeably thinner frame exclaiming on Twitter, “dear lord! I do not workout too much nor do I starve myself.”

“I’m so over this and moving on.”

She said: “Maybe it’s time for a nude pic so peeps can see how I look nowhere near what these stupid pics are trying to make me look like, LOL #joke SOURCE

Oh sweetie, it’s not that we think you’re anorexic, it’s just that … well, let’s put it this way: thanks to your implants, you basically look like a pair of melon halves stapled to a fence post. We’re worried about you. I mean, if you die, who are we going to keep making fun of for being a cheating cheater that cheats? All we’re asking is that you just eat something other than a married man’s cock for once.

LeAnn Rimes