Lea Michele is back on the market!

Lea Michele and Theo Stockman

If you like your ladies like I like my coffee (with lots and lots of unwarranted self-importance!) then have I got news for you: Lea Michele has dumped her boyfriend and now she’s back on the market! You know, if you have a thing for a woman with a 9 body and a 6 face. Us Weekly reports:

Lea Michele has split from her actor boyfriend Theo Stockman, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. The couple, who have been dating for over a year, vacationed together in Hawaii in July. “I’m a relationship girl,” the 25-year-old Glee star told Glamour magazine in 2010. “I would rather be in a long distance relationship with him than not have a relationship at all.”

On a side-note, this news came out exactly on the day that the 3rd season of Glee premieres, so I’m just going to assume that this is a clever ploy to bring in the straight boy demographic. “I don’t know … a show where a bunch of teenagers sing for no discernible reason? Nah, I think I’ll- Oh hey, are those tits singing a song from Funny Girl? All right, I’ll watch.” (In this scenario, straight boys know what Funny Girl is.)

Lea Michele and Theo Stockman

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