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Apparently, Lance Armstrong has a thing for rimjobs!

Apparently, Lance Armstrong has a thing for rimjobs!

Lance Armstrong

Yeah, there’s really no way to stretch that title out anymore than that, so let’s just jump straight into this story about comedienne April Macie allegedly catching her friend giving (disgraced athlete) Lance Armstrong a rimjob, via Examiner

“I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his a**hole…I was terrified. And then he came out and said: ‘Does your friend want in on a round too?’ and I was like: ‘Of taint tickling? I’m gonna take a pass’..I think it’s hilarious that he would ask without even knowing my first name—to eat his a**hole. Like: ‘Do you want in on a round too? Of **hole eating?…I got pretty for the evening. I didn’t know he was going to ask me to eat his asshole later on.”

You know what? Good for Lance Armstrong! Dude knows what he likes and he’s not all weird about it. Hell, all those years sitting on that teensy bike seat … I’m just surprised he can feel anything down there anymore. I would have figured that at this point you could chisel away at that thing with a jackhammer and he wouldn’t feel a thing. Yay for not having nerve-damage in your anus!