Yeah, those words just happened. Turns out, Lana Del Rey and Marilyn Manson might be getting it on now, if German tabloids are to be believed. I really don’t have anything to add to this, other than I tried to picture the two of them having sex and my dick resigned in protest. NME reports:
According to a German gossip column in a local Berlin newspaper BZ, the pair were spotted sneaking off in a hotel lift together. The newspaper reports that they were first spotted having dinner at the city’s Grille Royale restaurant ahead of the Echo Awards, which Manson was performing at in a duet with German metal band Rammstein. An eyewitness then saw the couple meet up again at the five-star Grand Hyatt hotel, where they were caught taking the elevator to Manson’s hotel room.
I kinda feels like someone came up with this story by asking a monkey which two random celebrities were fucking, then making the monkey pull their names out of a hat. Or having the monkey throw darts at a dartboard full of celebrities. My point is, the only way any of this makes sense is if a Capuchin was at any point involved with the writing of it.