Lana Del Rey and Marilyn Manson are dating?!

Yeah, those words just happened. Turns out, Lana Del Rey and Marilyn Manson might be getting it on now, if German tabloids are to be believed. I really don’t have anything to add to this, other than I tried to picture the two of them having sex and my dick resigned in protest. NME reports:

According to a German gossip column in a local Berlin newspaper BZ, the pair were spotted sneaking off in a hotel lift together. The newspaper reports that they were first spotted having dinner at the city’s Grille Royale restaurant ahead of the Echo Awards, which Manson was performing at in a duet with German metal band Rammstein. An eyewitness then saw the couple meet up again at the five-star Grand Hyatt hotel, where they were caught taking the elevator to Manson’s hotel room.

I kinda feels like someone came up with this story by asking a monkey which two random celebrities were fucking, then making the monkey pull their names out of a hat. Or having the monkey throw darts at a dartboard full of celebrities. My point is, the only way any of this makes sense is if a Capuchin was at any point involved with the writing of it.

Lana Del Rey and Marilyn Manson

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