It’s official: The Little Monsters are now more powerful than the army of middle aged women who watch Oprah. Forbes just released their annual Celebrity 100 List of the most powerful celebs working today, and despite having an Orwellian master control over housewives, Oprah was toppled from the top spot at by Lady Gaga. Which means we can all look forward to Gaga’s new talkshow where she goes on yo-yo diets and over enunciates.
Forbes has released its annual “Celebrity 100” list, which honors the 25-year-old meat-dress-wearing singer with its top spot, knocking Oprah Winfrey from the No.1 position. Winfrey, 57, whose long-running TV talk show is going out with a star-studded bang next week, has been ranked No. 1 four times over the past seven years. Gaga, made it to first place this year due to the $90 million she earned with her tours, plus the fact that she has 32 million Facebook fans and 10 million Twitter followers who digitally downloaded 1 million copies of her recent single Born This Way in just five days. SOURCE
Also on the list were Elton John, Taylor Swift and Bon Jovi. Surprisingly, there was also a dyke-in-a-thimble also made the list, as well as Tiger Woods‘ penis, which I guess proves that all you need to make it in Hollywood is to have a a bunch of stupid girls clamoring for your junk. Coincidentally, that’s probably why Charlie Sheen didn’t make the list, since the only women who want to do him are the ones he paid.