Lady Gaga returned a dress with love stains on it?

Lady Gaga returned a dress with love stains on it?
May 1, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Lady Gaga

In case you were ever wondering what happened to all those insane costumes Lady Gaga wore: You don’t really want to know. In a new piece by Page Six, former fashion peons spilled everything about loaning out dresses to celebrities and then having them come back looking worse for wear. Mariah Carey, Katy Perry, Rihanna and Lindsay Lohan have all been blacklisted at some point or another, but apparently Gaga takes the cake for allegedly returning a dress with what appeared to be jizz stains on it. So now you can add Monica Lewinsky to the list of people Gaga has ripped off.

“It looked like it had [semen] on it. It was so disgusting. I couldn’t even tell you,” dishes a p.r. girl who worked with the label at the time and saw the damage firsthand. “We never found out what it [the stain] was, but we paid the $500 dry-cleaning bill.” The fashion house kept its poker face. Not only was Gaga BFFs with Mugler’s then-creative director Nicola Formichetti, but she was at the top of her game. Of course they would lend to her again! (Gaga’s rep did not return a request for comment.)

Oh no! Jizz stains! Now Lady Gaga’s meat dresses and stupid blocky outfits are completely unwearable! But in all seriousness, I once nearly shived one of my brothers after he borrowed a shirt and returned it with a big friggin’ hole in the shoulder. If you returned a dress with $500 worth of semen stains on it, I would literally will you to spontaneously combust.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.