Yeah, apparently this is going to be a theme today. I hereby decree that today shall be known as “rich people can’t find love. Waaaaaah.” Anyway, Lady Gaga is worried that because of her immense intellect, she’ll never find love and she’s going to end up dying alone. On a side-note to us non-famous single people: we are all screwed. So very, very screwed. People magazine reports:
“I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man,” the Grammy winner, 25, tells the new issue of Vanity Fair. “I think what it really is, is that I date creative people. And I think that’s what intimidates them is not my purse, it’s my mind.”
“It starts out good,” she says. “Then when I’m in these relationships with people who are also creative, or creative in their own way, what happens is the attraction is initially there and it’s all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me.”
Look, I’m going to level with Gaga here: A friend of mine who is a HUGE Gaga fan once got the chance to interview her. When I asked her how it went, she shot me the biggest oh-just-shoot-me look and then said “She is the dumbest person I have ever met.” She liked Lady Gaga, but having talked with her, she just thought that … well, she was kind of a moron. It’s not that they’re afraid of your intellect. It might be the fact that you just have terrible taste in men. That doesn’t mean you won’t get lucky eventually, it just means you’re going to need to kiss a few frogs before you get a prince.