So what happens when you take a talented but super annoying singer, put her on a shaky platform in front of a huge crowd and thousands of cameras, and let her do her shit? Well, you get Lady Gaga falling ass-over-ankles off of a piano while playing Houston and it is goddamn AWESOME. Seriously, like Kirstie Alley before her, she just jumps right back up into shit, and you have to give her props, it’s a very controlled fall … perhaps a little too controlled … goddammit, is this another stupid Lady Gaga stunt? It is, isn’t it? Well shove it, Gaga, I’m not your publicity monkey! You’re gonna have to up the ante here if you want me to believe you actually fell off something. Now, get in a barrel and run off to Niagara Falls. MAKE ME BELIEVE IT, BITCH!