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Lady Gaga drinks the pain and weight away!

Lady Gaga drinks the pain and weight away!
February 18, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Lady Gaga

Ever wonder how Lady Gaga keeps her slim figure? Well, it turns out she’s on something call the drunk diet, where she just drinks a ton of whiskey and this makes her skinny. Sure. Just like how she can stay alive without eating or crapping in a tiny egg for three straight days.

She also talked about how she keeps in shape — and gave a very interesting response: “I’m on the drunk diet,” she said.

Huh?

“I live my life as I want to, and creatively. I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I am working. But the deal is I’ve got to work out every day and I work out hung over if I am hung over. And it’s about the cross-training and keeping yourself inspired. I have to say, I do a ton of yoga …” SOURCE

Of course, this sounds barely plausible, until you realize that whiskey contains absolutely no nutritive value and Gaga’s boyfriend Luc Carl happens to own the site that pimps out the drunk diet. Then it sounds like total bullshit. Want to know how to be skinny? Fucking self-control, dumbass. And last time I checked, being a raging alcoholic is the polar opposite of self-control.

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