Wait, what? Why are we talking about New Year’s when it’s September? We haven’t even made it to Halloween yet. Hell, we haven’t even made it to Folsom. But whatever, it’s actually kind of a slow news day, so here’s a story about how Lady Gaga will performing at Dick Clark‘s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. In related news: turns out Dick Clark is still alive. Who knew, right? Via Access Hollywood:
Lady Gaga will rock New York’s Times Square on New Year’s Eve. ABC said Thursday that the singer is the featured guest on Dick Clark’s annual “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” special. Clark will appear along with Ryan Seacrest to celebrate the 40th anniversary of his New Year’s show, the annual program already teen-aged before Lady Gaga was even born.
Ugh, gross … Ryan Seacrest? That queen? Gag. And no offense to Clark or Gaga (offense to Seacrest though!) but unless it involves Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin, you cannot make me care about anything that has to do with New Year’s Eve. Sorry, not going to happen. Bring out the sexy, hunky silverfox and the red-haired comedienne, otherwise, the jar of fucks I could give is pretty much empty.
