In related news, Lady Gaga was apparently dating someone and I had no idea. Huh. You don’t say. Aaaaanyway, on last night’s episode of The Graham Norton Show, Gaga revealed that she and her longtime on-again-off-again boyfriend, Luc Carl (the guy behind the drunk diet), broke up, I’m guessing after she rolled over in bed, looked her boyfriend in the eye, and wondered aloud who the hell he was.
Bad Romance, indeed. Lady Gaga, 25, has ended her on-and-off relationship with Luc Carl, the singer announced Thursday on England’s The Graham Norton Show. “I don’t have a boyfriend and haven’t been on any dates recently,” the pop star said. SOURCE
Probably for the best. To be honest, Gaga doesn’t seem like the kind of girl who would be right for a long-term relationship. I know it’s a cliche, but the girl is hardcore married to her crafty artwork, and something tells me it would be hard to mesh together a romantic connection with the desire to go out in public dressed like a giant cookie.
BF: Honey, wanna go see a movie later?
Gaga: Sorry baby, I can’t! I’m hot glue gunning glass penis heels to my shoes today.
BF: You always choose penis projects over me! I can’t take it anymore!