Lady Gaga thinks Perez Hilton wants to kill her?

Lady Gaga thinks Perez Hilton wants to kill her?
November 13, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga

As much as Lady Gaga tends to irritate me, I at least try to give her the benefit of the doubt whenever I can. Except here she is saying that Perez Hilton is trying to suicide bomb her because he tried to move in next to her. Not to discredit anything Gaga says, but if Perez wants to explode himself out of spite … would that really be the worst thing in the world? I’m just saying, give him a wide berth and let him do what feels natural and let’s just see how this plays out. Via Gossip Cop

As Gossip Cop previously reported, the former friends have been sparring online in recent months, with the blogger mocking the pop star’s serious hip injury and posting nude photos of her on Twitter. Gaga later accused Perez of harassment and stalking after he allegedly tried to buy an apartment in the same New York City building in which she resides. Now the singer says she’s still taking the situation very seriously.

“It’s fine to hate me afar. Everyone can hate me from afar. But the second you try to move in next door to me, I know you’re getting too close, and it’s not safe,” explains Gaga. She goes on, “Already it’s stressful not feeling safe as it is. I have lots of security. I get death threats all the time. Some things bring out the New Yorker in me.”

“If you hate somebody and you want to move next door to me, the only thing I can think of is that you’re moving in because you want to blow yourself up,” says Gaga. “There’s thousands and millions of apartments in New York. You don’t need to move in next door to me,” she adds.

In response Perez tweeted, “I’ve got my son and mom here with me in NYC and you think I’m going to blow myself up? Stop doing drugs!!” He further wrote to the music star’s parents, “If your daughter ends up dead, it’s from a drug overdose. Not cuz I blew us up!… She’s sick and delusional!”

If I may make a suggestion here? Steel-enforced walls. That way if he tries something, he just takes himself out and leaves you the hell alone. Of course, there’s a very real possibility that he won’t blow himself up and she’s just being overdramatic. Although that didn’t stop us from finding this visual approximation …

HAHA! That puppet was full of ham!

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.