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Kylie Jenner is the new Kim Kardashian …

Kylie Jenner is the new Kim Kardashian …
August 28, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kylie Jenner

Deep down, I think we all knew that Kim Kardashian couldn’t last forever (although it feels like it by now). Like oil reserves or helium, we only had a set amount of tolerance for Kim’s famewhoring ways, and it was rapidly depleting. Between Kim’s fast fading beauty, her dwindling career opportunities and her in general caustic demeanor, eventually we would need to think about expanding outwards to other forms of Kardashian. So lo and behold, here’s half-sister Kylie Jenner, who has finally completed her transformation into Kim. Is this the moment we stop being dependant on Kim as a source of negative energy? Or will we just get sick of Kylie too? Only time can tell …

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.