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Kylie & Kendall Jenner snuck into a sex-themed nightclub

Kylie & Kendall Jenner snuck into a sex-themed nightclub
October 16, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kylie & Kendall Jenner

Because we can only talk about Kris Jenner‘s stupid famewhore divorce for so long before she starts just talking out of her ass for attention, let’s move onto the Kardashian’s pinch hitters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner. According to TMZ, the two underage girls reportedly snuck into a 21-and-over sex-themed night (called Wax Rabbit) at WeHo’s Vignette Lounge last night using fake ID’s, which … admittedly bad, but have you seen their mother? The one that calls the paparazzi to take bikini pictures of them? Honestly, this is about the best you could hope for with a maternal failure like Kris.

TMZ spoke to a manager of the club who insists the bouncers checked IDs at the door … and both girls presented IDs showing them to be 21+. He tells us … they do NOT know the Jenner girls and did not recognize them as being part of the Kardashian clan. He also says … club management is very aware that underage celebrities try to drink illegally … so they’re very particular about checking IDs … especially when photographers are outside shooting everyone who goes in. We’ve contacted the Jenners’ rep … and haven’t heard back.

To be fair, their parents are in the middle of a high-profile divorce, and did I mention KRIS JENNER IS THEIR MOTHER WHY WON’T CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES INTERVENE?! You can really only expect so much from them. Yes, they snuck into an adults-only f*ck club, let’s be honest, we all did stuff as kids we weren’t proud of. As long as they don’t grow up and whore out their kids for reality TV deals because working is hard, they’ve exceeded expectations.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.