So a couple days ago, Scott Disick didn’t show up with the rest of the Kardashians to a taping of Dancing with the Stars (does it confuse anyone else as to how the hell Rob Kardashian even made it to the final three? He’s this season’s Bristol Palin, I’m tellin’ ya.) and everyone assumed that it was because he was rumored to have had an affair with Kristin Cavallari while he and Kourtney Kardashian were on break. Except Kristin says the entire thing is a mere rumor started by the Kardashians to distract everyone from Kim’s big ass fake divorce. Us Weekly reports:
“It’s 100 percent not true,” Cavallari said on The Billy Bush Show Wednesday. The Hills star — who’s back on with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — added that her ex-fiance “didn’t believe [the report] for one second.” Cavallari said she was also upset that Disick, 28, and the Kardashian family didn’t deny the tabloid story outright. “I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week. With everything that’s going on for Kim, I feel like they’re trying to take the heat off her,” she said. “When there’s a big story like that, they always call you and ask if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it. It’s disrespectful to me and Jay,” Cavallari added, “and I think it just says a lot about their character.”
It says a lot about the Kardashians that I’ll actually believe The Hills‘ self-appointed bitch over them. No, really: the girl who went out of her way to paint herself as a back-stabbing, man-stealing harp actually seems more likable and trustworthy than the Kardashians. Put that in your mouth and swish it around. How does that taste? Like we live in a world where there’s no order and chaos reigns? Yeah, I thought so too.