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Kristen Stewart got pranked by the paparazzi

Kristen Stewart got pranked by the paparazzi
July 9, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kristen Stewart

It’s a ridiculously slow news week, and it doesn’t exactly help that Toronto just got hit with a massive rainstorm that threatens to short-out our power grid, which means I have precious little time to post precious little news. So in that respect, here’s Kristen Stewart getting pranked by the paparazzi, and by “pranked,” I mean they just wrote “I <3 Rob” on her dirty ass truck. Oooo, aren’t they clever. Look Kristen, I get that you’re trying to be a real girl with your whole “Secret of Alex Mack realness” look and your affordable pick-up truck, but who are we kidding? You were in four Twilight movies and you’ve earned millions of dollars. You’re not some down-home good girl and you can afford to wash your truck from time to time.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.