Kris Jenner wants Kourtney to get married on TV too

Thus far, both Kim Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian have gotten married for the sake of putting together a crappy reality TV. And in all fairness, it’s worked out super well, in that Kim immediately got divorced and everyone realized what a horrible fake she is. Well, Kris Jenner is now trying to recreate that magic by trying to get Kourtney Kardashian to do a shot-gun reality TV wedding! I know, how romantic. RadarOnline reports …

“[Kris] runs the family empire and knows it would be good for business so she is pressuring Kourtney to marry Scott,” a source told In Touch. “Even though Kim made the stupid mistake of marrying Kris Humphries and it didn’t last more than 72 days, Kris thinks viewers want to see Kourtney and Scott get married. The reality show must succeed.” However, at what price? “The last thing Kourtney needs is a circus-like wedding and bad marriage like Kim,” a family insider told the mag. “It’s actually really gross. It’s a negotiation. Love has nothing to do with it. And Scott is such a jerk.”

Wait, the hell? Kris is trying to convince Scott Disick to get married for the sake of making her family money, but the fact that he doesn’t want to go through with it makes him the jerk? “Come on, all we’re asking is for you to make a complete mockery of love and subject yourself to a life of misery so that we can fill two hours of airtime on E! Pretty please? Awwww, you’re being mean.”

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

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