Kris Jenner wanted Mario Lopez fired from ‘The X Factor’

Kris Jenner wanted Mario Lopez fired from ‘The X Factor’
April 23, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Kris Jenner and Mario Lopez

Yesterday, it was announced that Khloé Kardashian got dropped from her co-hosting gig The X Factor because dumb-dumb couldn’t even read a teleprompter without her brain taking a dump in her mouth. But wait, it gets even better! Turns out, Pimp Mama Kris Jenner was pissed that Mario Lopez was showing up Khloé, so she tried to have him fired from the show by claiming that they had no chemistry. So they fired Khloé. HAHAHA! RadarOnline reports …

“Everyone thinks that Mario hated working with Khloé,” a source close to the situation told Radar, acknowledging there were time he grew frustrated. “But he was nothing but encouraging and supportive (to Khloé),” the source added. “It was her mother Kris who was the problem.”

“Kris would go to the producers and say Mario was being pushy and insensitive and she’d often confront Mario directly. There was even a very absurd incident when Kris suggested to the producers that they should dump Mario and replace him with one of her other daughters. Kris claimed that the chemistry between Mario and Khloé just didn’t work and that Kim or Kourtney would be a better fit. Well, the producers agreed with the no chemistry argument, but also that Khloé was in over her head – and that’s why she’s gone.”

I’m not a huge believer in the idea of karma, but can we all agree that some loving deity saw Kris try to promote her talentless daughters by getting rid of someone who was actually capable of their job and went, “See this thing? F**K THIS THING IN PARTICULAR.” And now none of her famewhoring daughters are on The X Factor. HA! Serves those horrible wenches right.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.