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Kris Jenner vows revenge on the guy who called CPS

Soooooo … hurricane Sandy. Look, I’m sure most of you don’t live on the east coast, but holy hell, last night was not fun. NO ME GUSTA. Lindsay Lohan was wrong: You cannot get rid of a hurricane with happy thoughts and sunshine dreams. Who knew? Well, everything seems to be on the up-and-up again, so let’s sally forth into the realm of stupid famous rich people being stupid, shall we? First up, here’s a bit from TMZ about how Kris Jenner is vowing to get the guy who called in a fake report to Child Protection Services, claiming that her daughters Kylie and Kendall Jenner were in danger.

As we previously reported, the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services launched an investigation into the K-family last week after receiving a tip from an anonymous caller. The tip was determined to be bogus … and we’re told Kris believes the culprit is a tabloid reporter who was trying to make up a story. Now, a rep for the Kardashian family tells TMZ the accusations are nothing short of “ridiculous” … adding, “It’s such a shame that anyone can make up such hurtful and hideous untruths especially when children are involved.” The rep continues, “We are taking this matter very seriously and investigating to find out who is responsible for fabricating such a terrible story and will take the necessary legal action so that this does not happen again.”

In all fairness, we managed to get a transcript of the call to CPS, and here it is in its entirety:

CPS: Hello, Child Protection Services, how can I help you?
Caller: Children are living with Kris Jenner.
CPS: We’re sending our entire FBI squad right now, sir.
Caller: Did I mention it’s Kris Jenner?
CPS: We’re sending an old priest and a young priest too.

Kris, Kylie and Kendall Jenner

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