Earlier this week, rumors started swirling that Kim Kardashian was going to quit Keeping Up With The Kardashians, thus pulling the lynch pin that would basically end Kris Jenner‘s reign of terror. Except nope, Kim’s still signed on for two interminable seasons. But I’m guessing that Kris knows her days are numbered, because a new report from In Touch seems to indicate that Kris is going to start using her younger daughters, Kylie and Kendall, to make her even more money.
With her eldest daughters, Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian, slowing pulling away, a desperate Kris Jenner has begun to hatch a new plot to hold onto her fortune—using her young daughters as pawns. “She is going to work Kendall and Kylie for every penny,” says a friend of the family’s. “She’s forcing them to be the breakout stars.” Aside from pulling the teenagers out of high school (both girls are now home-schooled), she’s forced them to create their own clothing and accessories line, secured an upcoming book deal and is even in the process of developing an E! reality show that will focus on Kendall and Kylie. “Kris isn’t acting like their mom,” says an insider. “She’s acting like a Hollywood agent.”
Wait, you mean Kris hasn’t already started running her kids into the ground with work? I’m pretty sure that’s her morning routine. She wakes up, has a cup of coffee, shaves her beard, and then goes down into the dungeon to give Kylie and Kendall their morning whips. “Come on sweetie, that line of makeup isn’t going to market itself! *Whip whip* Oh you girls, you keep me young.”
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