For most parents, revealing to their kids who their real biological father is (if the information isn’t already previously known) is something that needs to be handled with care and fragility. Of course, Kris Jenner has all the care and fragility of a wrecking ball covered in leopard print whoreishness, so of course Kris is not only reportedly revealing to the world just who Khloé Kardashian‘s real father is, but she’s also going to do it on her reality TV show, because what good are precious, private family moments if you can’t run it on E! for the entire world to see? USA! USA! Fox News reports:
The latest development comes from a number of gossip blogs, including Zap2It and Necole Bitchie, latching on to a report from Hollywoodite, which claims that Khloe’s real dad is none other than Kris Jenner’s hairdresser, Alex Roldan. The news follows a bombshell claim made a few weeks ago that the youngest Kardashian sister wasn’t actually a Kardashian. The announcement was made by Robert Kardashian’s ex wife and his widow, who both told Star magazine that it was no secret that Robert wasn’t Khloé’s real father. Hollywoodite also reports that the Kardashian clan is well aware of the news and that Kris Jenner was actually planning an episode of their show Keeping Up With the Kardashians around the revelation.
Once again, Kris is displaying all the warm, loving maternal instinct of a great white shark devouring its own young. Just to put it in perspective, it used to be that if you wanted to let your daughter know who her real father is while being able to ride that world-shattering truth into the famewhore spotlight, you’d go on Maury Povich. But no, that’s not good enough any more. Now you need to do it on your own reality TV series. You’re no different than all the other inbred white trash hicks on daytime programming, Kris.