Oh No: Kris Jenner has a sex tape?!

Kris Jenner Sex Tape Rumors

Hey, remember how Kim Kardashian only became famous after her sex tape ‘mysteriously’ leaked? (By which I mean she purposely signed a stack of release forms before handing over two valid forms of government I.D.) And remember how Kim said she wanted to leave reality television forever, thus removing the only reason her mother Kris Jenner is famous? Well, according to the National Enquirer, momager Kris may possibly have a sex tape of her own, which I’m sure has nothing to do with all that other stuff I just wrote. Here are some semi-juicy details on this new rumor floating around …

Insiders believe the mas­termind of the Kardashian empire may have been caught on video during the 1980s, when she and her late husband Robert lived a wild lifestyle. And the incredible sex tape could now, after all these years, hit the market because of her huge success and threaten her estimated $75 million fortune. According to one source, Robert told his good friend O.J. Simpson that he overheard Kris telling her girlfriend all about the scandalous tape.

“Robert said Kris was talking about how liberating it was to be filmed having sex and how it was a turn-on to watch herself with her lover,” revealed a close source. “She said she felt like a porn star. When Robert heard that, he confronted Kris. But she laughed it off, telling him she was just kidding around. She said she knew he was there and wanted to teach him a lesson about eavesdropping on her conversa­tions with her girlfriends.

The best part in all of this is the fact that the Enquirer seems to think that a sex tape would bring down the Kardashian empire, despite the fact that it only exists because of a sex tape. Specifically, the one Kim made with Ray J. The one she filmed and then released herself willingly. So that she could be famous. That sex tape.

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