Kris Jenner is a great mom …

… By which I mean the exact opposite of that. Rob Kardashian celebrated 25 years of not being driven to suicide by his own mother, a feat that Kris Jenner rewarded by posting a picture of herself naked and pregnant with Rob for him and everyone to see, because there’s nothing a man enjoys more than the sight of his mother’s naked body. And if that wasn’t Oedipal enough to convince him to finally end the suffering, she decided to tag along for his birthday party and dance all night with him. Hollywood Life reports:

Kris Jenner is so hands on, she even parties in Las Vegas with her kids! The 56-year-old reality “momager” is known for being a bit overbearing, but was this too much? Rob Kardashian‘s birthday evening started out casually enough with a fun dinner and a visit to the family’s store in the Mirage Hotel. However, Kris then accompanied Kim Kardashian, Rob and his friends to 1Oak nightclub and partied until the morning! “3am flight back home! What a fun night!” Kim, 31, wrote on Twitter.

I like how they’re trying to preface this with a question, as if there’s some sort of loophole in all of this that would make all of this insane behavior rational and explainable, when the answer is clearly and irrevocably NO. NO IT IS NOT. Listen up lady: You’re not supposed to be your kids’ best friend. You’re supposed to be their mother. I mean yeah, you’ve completely failed at being a mother for something like 30 years now, so there’s really no point in starting now. I just enjoy reminding you of your life of failure because you’re awful.

Kris Jenner

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