Kris Jenner is cheap, probably also a whore!

So despite the fact that whore Kim Kardashian is a multi-millionaire with enough whore dollars to build her own Scrooge McDuck money pit, her mother, whore Kris Jenner, decided that she was going to cut as many corners as possible to make sure she didn’t have to pay for anything. Which makes sense since weddings are expensive, until you realize that this wasn’t so much a wedding as it was a million-dollar TV show about whores. Anyway, Kris reportedly wanted Christina Aguilera to perform at the wedding, but Christina refused when she found out Kris expected her to do it for free.

The latest gossip sneaking out of Kamp Kardashian involves the music for the big bash. Reality TV Magazine reports that Kris Jenner, mother of the bride, initially wanted Christina Aguilera or Jennifer Lopez to perform at the reception. In the end, though, they didn’t strike a deal — because Jenner refused to pay $1 million (each) for the pop stars to entertain the guests.

Instead of Aguilera or Lopez, the guests danced to a D.J. and were serenaded by Earth, Wind, and Fire. Seriously. SOURCE

Sure, Christina Aguilera may have completely fallen to shit in recent years, but you can’t deny the fact that she’s talented. More so than the whore Kardashians anyway. Which would probably explain why Kris didn’t want to pay her: Because the concept of talent doesn’t register in her tiny, tiny brain. “So how many sex tapes did you have to release to score your own album? … What do you mean, none? Then how did you hide the fact that you were a worthless, no-talent opportunist? … You’re not? Dammit! And I let Ray J pee on my daughter and everything …”

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